Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
ㅤ* I was reading this book, 'The History of Glue'. I couldn't put it down.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!