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Crashes more than drunk drivers ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I've never seen a game crash so much except stuff that's literally broken from the ground-up, I have no idea how this terrible pc port has "Overwhelmingly Positive" on steam, it's like they played the game for 5 minutes and shilled it to death. It seems to be crashing from a combination of very invasive DRM and the broken "Network Function" option magically turning on and no, it's not just when I restart the game changing in both the menu and in-game menu, it literally randomly turns on mid gameplay.

EDIT: Without the DRM this does not occur. The network function error is 100% caused by the DRM. Pirating this game would give you a better experience than buying it. What a joke.

An unpaid intern wrote the ending.

My friend messaged me and the game crashed, this is hell.

I love forced comedy and meshing of the worst features across several games..................................... just kidding I don't. That's wear you laugh? Get it I spelled wear wrong... isn't that funny? Come on why aren't you laughing at my review?

The above is how this games comedy goes.
Other than that, I literally do not remember anything from this game other than the names of areas and the gameplay being terrible. If I do not remember almost ANYTHING from a game a year after playing it, it is probably not bad, and it is probably not good. It is extremely generic and mid which is quite literally worse than being outright bad.

TL;DR: Worst Obsidian game, go play your 585th Fallout: New Vegas playthrough.

Dark Souls 5 would have been the best souls game in the mainline series if it had multiplayer and pvp. The only issue you could have with this game is a skill issue (and the annoying copy+paste minibosses but they're optional).
Buy on sale because $60 for any game is ridiculous unless it has a dump truck of content, which this does not.

Paradox DLC.

The account system has destroyed what made this game fun. The new roles other than maybe the shapeshifter didn't help. Basically, imagine updating chess, I know it sounds funny but other than new maps and in-match features any addition was unnecessary.

This game is unfinished because Konami was too busy building Pachinko machines to make it. Still pretty good though.

Is my copy of Hylics edible?

For what it goes on sale for it's worth it, but honestly the wide collection of 2hu, soundodger 1/2, and any bullet hell that copies those plays better imo. Reason why is just because this game forces you to wait until you're allowed to attack instead of getting a few hits off during shooting phases, the dash feature feeling unresponsive, and horrendous QOL (forcing you to replay the game if you get secret ending and forcing you to go through those unskippable long walk cutscenes in normally play every playthrough). Other than that it plays like the games I mentioned but you have a pistol, dash, and sword combat.