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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥
𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢!
at least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments.
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three
parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell
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The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
-- Peer
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"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
-- Jane Wagner
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When neither their poverty nor their honor is touched, the majority of men
live content.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli
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The easiest way to get the root password is to become system admin.
-- Unknown source
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