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Judenstrike 2: Electric Jewbaloo

reject humanity, return to monke

-FloG 2021

As a veteran wanker I have a few bones to pick with this piece of software. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a nice pice of hentai-artwork as much as any other hentai-connaisseur.

BUT

In this game you have to work really long and hard at mastering the art of candy crush to get to some pitifully censored hentai pictures. Said pieces of artwork have been crafted to some of the highest standards I have ever seen in an 2D hentai game, but nevertheless the amount of artwork wich is available is simply disappointing. This brings me to the part of the review, where I list the Pros and Cons of experiencing this piece of software.

PROS:
-all characters are well thought out
-artwork is nicely done
-every single line of dialogue is voiceacted
-the girls themselves offer a wide variety of personalities
-realistic gameplay

CONS:
-very little amount of actual hentai-content
-sometimes repetetive gameplay
-little to no soundtrack-variation

THE GAMEPLAY

With this little list of my main pros and cons out of the way, now coming to a detailed description of the interactions you perform with the individual love-interests during gameplay.
A date in this game is structured in first meeting the desired girl and then feeding it, to make sure it has enough energy to go on a wild candycrush styled adventure with you. This means, that a sprite of the chosen girl will stand next to a candycrush matchfield with varying sets of clothing, while you try to solve said matchfield. IF you succeed in said task, you get to unlock the first of 4 stages of hentai-artwork. As you have probably already expected, with each higher tier piece of artwork, the chosen girl wears less and less clothes and might find herself in a suggestive position. You recieve these pieces of artwork via your ingame smartphone, wich also acts as you main tracking device that helps you locate your favourite girl. After 4 successful you get to finally sleep with your new girlfriend, wich translates into you solving a candycrush-matchfield, while your in-game girlfriend slowly undresses herself next to it. Once you have solved said puzzle, you are rewarded with a pice of hentai-artwork of you girlfriend, in wich she is fully undressed, if you have installed the uncencor patch. I can not say, if this kind of gameplay is realistic and translates into the kind of skillset you need to get a girlfriend in real life, since i have never had a real girlfriend (Jessica please call me back I really didn't mean it like that), but several of my close friends have told me, that this is pretty much as realistic as it gets. This more or less concludes the main gameplay mechanics and brings me to my next point of interest.

THE CHARACTERS

Each and every one of the characters available has been well thought out and if you talk to them, you feel like as if you are talking to a real person. I personally thoroughly enjoyed my dates with Kyanna, due to the fact that I felt as if I had finally found my soulmate. Personality whise you can say, that this game surely features a girl with the personality or the looks you have always been looking for, or one you didn't know you have been looking for but did find it.

FINAL VERDICT

All in all you can say, that thise piece of software will bring you some solid hours of entertainment, wich you can enjoay alone, with friends or with your family all the while you gain some solid skills in talking to girls and solving candycrush puzzles.

My final rating for this game will be a 4 out of 5 used tissues, due to the fact that the amount of actual hentai-artwork is too little for the price asked for my taste.

But what do you think? Please let me know in the comments below.

2 ez 4 me all 20 mode beaten in about 2 minutes can not recommend

im professional FNAF ESL Gamur btw

pls no copypasta me review

9/11 biggest tragedy i ever witnessed

gud game

its gud

Gud Game but,

i wanted sum anime tiddies and didnt get any

5/10

not fap-worthy