"H-hiiii~! (>///<) UwU oh my goshies, y-you’re like, soooo amazing~ ✨ I was just pwancing awound your pwofile and saw you have SUCH good taste in games, like, how awe you this cool?! OwO 👉👈 I-I was wondering… pwease don’t think I’m weird or anything~ b-but would you maybe, y'know, wanna… go on a wittle daaaate with me?!! 🍣🎮 Like, we could pway games together or maybe eat some nom-noms (I love sushi heehee~ 🍣 >w<)!! I pwomise I’d be the bestest company evaaaa~ ✨🥺 If you say yes, I’d be the happiest wittle uwu bean in the whole wide world~! >///< 💖"

Kidnapped me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me inside of rimworld 10/10 would buy again +rep

ot I am ___ he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ***** watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH KAISER CAUSE PAV-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then pav held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became child soldiers!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<)

Omg hai ^_^ I’m yunshan-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is funger!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband pavel yudin!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!_________when I walked onto Tokyo street >w< I looked up and saw…PAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333!!!! KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII PAVEL-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;] and then he saw how h

why are you like this

Um..uh hi… * waves shyly *
Notices you in the distances and smells your ovulation/period/fertility/cl*t *I transform into a black-furred werewolf bear dragon and my voice gets deep like a black men’s voice (not in a racist way) and my balls get very furry like pictures a white furry Guinea pig and my c*ck gets so large and huge and very big because it’s massive and veiny and c*m is already c*mming out of it. My eyes change color depending how h*rny I am (red if I’m super h*rny and red if I’m chill) I go through the Amazon rainforest, jump over mount Everett, build homes for poor colored people, punch every trump supporter in the gut, cross the dessert and we have s*x which is very nice*