Malmö Bruce
Best Elden Ring Player NA   United States
 
 
:bonfire2::yk2strength::VBCOOL: FEEL MY BODY OF IRON :Zeus::yk2spirit::anvilofdawn:

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153 Hours played
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game almost as much as i love frank
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Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice
76561199829857136 14 Mar @ 4:17pm 
+rep handsome mfer
ancient gorilloid warrior 22 Feb @ 10:27am 
your life literally

is as valuable as a summer ant

im just gonna stomp you youre gonna keep comin back im gonna seal up all my cracks youre gonna keep comin back, why? cause you keep smellin the syrup

you worthless ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥
average blight hater 18 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33am 
+rep Smart player and a very strong looper. He ran an infinite tier 3 Myers for 5 gens and then came back to unhook me. Ggs! :)
Pöm-Pöm 22 Apr, 2024 @ 6:22am 
I HAVE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MANY. I AM DOING MY BEST OKAY? I JUST WANT TO POST ABOUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUPPETS BUT THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS! I WANT TO POST MUPPET HOLE, BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO PROVE THAT I AM ACCURATELY FOLLOWING CATHOLIC DOCTRINE. I WANT TO WAX POETIC ABOUT JOKER ♥♥♥, BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HORSE IMAGERY THAT BRINGS UP TRAUMATIC MEMORIES. I WANT TO REBLOG POSTS THAT MAKE ME FINALLY FEEL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEEN, BUT THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH STUPID FEMINIST WOMEN. IT IS NOT EASY THE MUPPET JOKER!
MR__PENGUIN 12 Apr, 2024 @ 7:18pm 
Pookie
MR__PENGUIN 28 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm 
''Expect more from me? Expect more from this ♥♥♥♥ in your mouth. Get that ass banned.'' - Malmo Bruce