(IPA: /mət/ • /ɛksˈkwɪvi/ • /zaɪb/ • /ˈmæti/)
━━ 🎉 Nov 20 kid – deliver gifts, I like everything simple ━━
→ i like simple things, so u should do that; honestly even js a "happy birthday" is appreciated
→ cash works. cash always works.

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━━ Quick Facts 😋 ━━
 • Online Age I've been on the internet since MCPE had 50 or so items lmao
 • Dev stuff — sorta full stack, very proud of my abilities, maybe hire me
 • Current status — ough...
 • Underrated social media strat — block button or just never make an account
 • Alignment — chaotic chill i dunno
 • Pronouns — he/him, and idm they/them (´• ω •`)

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━━ Anime Stuff 🎆 ━━
Serial Experiments Lain — i luv lain sm (＾▽＾)
Re: Zero — this show is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome
Attack on Titan — hand down best written anime ive ever watched & read
- likely gonna get into bleach in a bit, I just finished up Frieren.

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━━ How I Game ━━
Not a hardcore grinder, just here to do dumb stuff with friends because doing dumb stuff is fun.
 • story games > playing w friends > anything else
 • vc games are rlly fun
 • i am not afraid to halt everything im doing in a game for my cat

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━━ Contact ━━
 • Discord — xyb (DMs always open)
 • insta exists, but for close friends only so ... . . . prolly not (￣▽￣*)ゞ
 • carrier pigeon, that sht is so fire

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━━ FAQ (bc i feel the need to make this longer) ━━

Q: “Why exqvy?”
A: looked cool in lowercase, found it after trying usernames on Roblox for an hour or smth (⊙﹏⊙)

Q: “Keyboard or controller?”
A: keyboard unless the game has literally any element of fighting, then controller is prolly better

Q: “Favorite game?”
A: I don't have a favorite anything dawg

Q: “Can you code me something?”
A: wheres the money

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━━ Wishlist for the generous souls ━━
• anything I can play w friends
• story games pls I need them they're like my sustenance
• money .. .. . .

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━━ Legalese nobody reads ━━
No surname, no city, no phone, no problem.
If you read all'this congrats, go get hydrate