dear username neighbor,
wanna get coffee sometime?

yours truly,
your username neighbor

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

dude ur uninvited to my birthday party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: you're not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, you're not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, you're not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, you're not gonna get to lick the cheese, you're not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, you're not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, you're not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, you're not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, you're not even gonna get ♥♥♥♥♥ time with chuck, you're not gonna get to take the cheese shower, you're not even gonna get the special cheese, you're not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, you're not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, you're not even gonna get to sniff chucke's cheese hole, you're not gonna get the "cheesy chair suprise" you're not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and you're not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.

i did not mean it dood D: i want to go to your bday D:

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