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Well, Mr. Novikov, I say that you AND your self-consistency principle can go pound sand.

Every time I play this game, I hate Star Wars more.

Don't get me wrong - The game's flight model is arcade-y and fun, and the mechanics are alright. It's AIRPLANES IN SPAAAACE, so if you're used to a more advanced and comprehensive flight model like Elite: Dangerous, Star Citizen, Descent (1994) or other games of the like, you'll be upset by your inability to maintain a vector while turning.

Star Wars has always been The Guns Of Navarrone meets Lord of the Rings plus Buck Rogers, but my god is every single plot beat in the singleplayer mode stupid. Everyone's a moron, nothing makes sense, and the tactics and actions taken by both individual characters and government entities are just the worst.

Also, if your franchise can't survive the death of its primary antagonists, maybe you shouldn't have a franchise anymore. Sorry, Disney.

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Let's start with the basics: Borderlands 3 is more of the same from Gearbox. It's a looter-shooter with no respect for the player's time and a sense of humor that's stupid at best and embarrassing most of the time.

Also, Randall S. Pitchford III is a scam artist, the scum of the Earth, and very likely a child abuser.

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Ted Faro is a clown.

absolutely the greatest mushroom-peeing simulator i've ever played