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Date: 12/8/89

11:00am
My name is Mr.MacMillan everyone in town knows me as the man with quite a reputation I am known for my arm hooks and other accessories, my truck was really messed up so I couldn't get some fresh hooks for my people can't have them getting diseases, so I call a man over his name was Dwight Fairfield he was a tall slender guy I was told so I said ok I offered him pretty great money because I need my shiny hooks, then he told me he would be there at 5:00 pm so I said screw it i'll kill some people though my hooks were not clean.

5:10pm
I was told by some people my mechanic was in town I did want him to fix my truck but I was in the middle of destroying some nubs so I couldn't stop so here I am killing like usual and them I see this tall slender guy and i'm like why is he just standing in the middle of the street pointing at my truck as I run at him I was very curious so I poke him one time he didn't enjoy it but I stabbed him and felt bad so I left him.

5:30pm
I ran back to my house trying to get a fresh trap a nice sanitized one and then I see this man standing in front of my truck I was wondering what was happening and as I see him touching my truck I was angered by this and struck him once again and as I struck him I heard him say something on the ground but didn't understand it so I just did what any other normal killer would do and put him on a hook, I saw in the distance he jumped off my hook which enraged my then he looped me for about 10 minutes.

5:40pm
I found him hiding as I throw him on the hook I hear him say "I was here to fix your truck" and I sit there in disappointed in myself but I have to recover soon as there are more to be killed after I finish off the remander and get the other 3 I see the people talk to me and say "GG" as if it was a good game it wasn't as I killed the guy that was going to come out here to fix my truck now no one can and I am in trouble not being able to fix my truck so then I killed one of the people in town taking his truck and driving to the gas station to get some grease and other sustances to fix my truck and sanitize my hooks.

6:00pm
I sit in my room wondering why I killed an innocent man I contemplate stabbing myself for it but then I thought about all the others I could kill to avenge his death while it may not be the best way to avenge his death by killing more something had to be done and I was going to do it no matter what cost...

This guy is not nice. He left a mean review of a game I like and I hope he doesn't do that much more