Quotes, cause why not:
"It´s all about the game"
"First rule of magic, always be the smartest guy in the room"
"Dude i almost had you"
"We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each of them lies an irreparable truth."
"If you made a list of people that you trusted would you put your name down?"
"When in doubt, buy a scout!"
"Alcohol is God’s apology for making us self aware"
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you"

Honorable floats Currently owned:
Rank* | Condition | Skin
#1 Low WW USP-S | Kill Confirmed
#1 Low MW PP-Bizon | Judgement of Anubis
#1 Low MW PP-Bizon | High Roller
#1 High MW Sawed-Off | Apocalypto
#1 High MW AWP | Wildfire
#2 High WW SSG 08 | Hand Brake
#2 High WW AK-47 | Fuel Injector
#2 Low WW Driver Gloves | Overtake
#4 High MW AWP | Atheris (1 of 7 with same float)

Full list: Inventory List [docs.google.com]
*Rankings from csgofloat [csgofloat.com]