Recent reviews by Ritzler

The AI is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible, preprogrammed and driving "on rails".

The game is great, but I feel sorry for Smilegate RPG (the developers) for having signed a publishing contract for EU and NA with Amazon Games Studios. They might be the worst server hoster/provider I have EVER encountered.

They manage to mess every single possible thing up, and then they keep messing up when trying to fix said things.

Paid alpha test

It's decent

Absolutely horrible optimization.

Running this on a GTX1070, i74770k and 12GB ram

Getting 30-40fps on lowest settings, dropping to 10 sometimes.

===[ ❤ Audience: ]===
☐ Kids
☐ Everyone
☑ Casual players
☑ Pro players

===[ ☼ Graphics: ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☑ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

===[ $ Price/quality: ]===
☐ Full price
☐ Wait for sale
☑ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it
☐ Free

===[ ☢ Requirments: ]===
☐ 90' PC
☐ Minimum
☐ Medium
☑ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ ☼ Difficulty: ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Ez
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Hard (first few hours)
☐ Dark Souls


===[ ۞ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short ( 0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short ( 2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours ( 8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long ( 12+ hours)
☑ Endless

===[ ⌬ Story] ===
☑ It doesn't have
☐ Still better than Twilight
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Fantastic

===[ § Bugs ]===
☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☑ Bugs destroying the game
☑ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing

===[ ♬ Sound/Music] ===
☐ Atmosphere is there
☐ For every action
☐ Too much music
☐ it only turns away

Play russian tanks if you're not a masochist.

You're going to feel adrenaline

You will be angry

You will be coming back for more

Buy it if you like being angry.

Also, calling this to become the next big MOBA :)

It is what it is, shape your hull and see how stable it is.

I'd like to see wave and water physics simulation added in, and please add sliders instead of arrows for shaping.

Would be cool with more types of hulls, like hydroplanes.

Buy this is you have an interest in boats and physics.

EDIT: Do not buy it for full price, it is not worth it at all. A better pricetag on this would be 5-10 dollars.

Before I played:
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After I played:
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