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And here we have a presumed conversation that must've taken place at Take Two's HQ.
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Take Two Person A: "Hey, people are buying our game on PC at record rates to the point where it's currently the fourth top grossing game of all time and might even become the third."
Take Two Person B: "♥♥♥♥, what should we do to ensure people keep buying it and tell their friends to buy it?"
Take Two Person A: Snorts some more blow off B's ♥♥♥♥ "♥♥♥♥ I dunno, get rid of THE ONLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING STILL CONVINCING PEOPLE TO BUY OUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME."
Take Two Person B: Snorts some blow off A's ♥♥♥♥ "Damn, nothing out of line there for me. Gotta squeeze out the couple of hundred dollars we can get from idiots using microtranactions instead of the LITERAL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THOUSANDS TO MAYBE MILLIONS FROM PEOPLE BUYING IT."

I'm here to review this very popular video game

-It has cute animatronics killing you (dunno why)
-Your an stupid night gaurd who keeps coming back for five nights (I think he's stupid)
-A Guy (phone Guy) helps you through night
-Winding the music box so the Puppet won't kill you which makes no sense why he likes the music box and kills you if it plays Pop
-A crappy pizza place with a murderer who keeps killing children (Again,dunno why)
-Gives you $100.50 per day
-Your worst career ever

Left 4 dead 2 is a survival horror game with friends that need teamwork.Who wouldn't like that Valve had a good job making this game.Left 4 dead 2 Brings you to New Orleans.But theres more.Left 4 dead campaign is has ported to left 4 dead 2.So you dont have to buy left 4 dead.


This game had an addon support so you can Make all the Infected like alien,Predetor all kind of you think.You can also download a map for free in Steam workshop And l4dmaps.Maps that I like is Back To School,Suicide Blitz 2 And More

Valve is the best.

P.S
Im waiting for Left 4 dead 3 :D