catalyst: omg
catalyst: you're a monster
catalyst: those poor valve pubbers
Obama's Invisible Afro: >;3

Theo has renamed their Medi Gun to ...
TMP : thats what ur gonna be saying when you get dropped by the kritz third degree

Elvispuppy : John Caveson, how could you afford that pan?
Elvispuppy : If you dont mind me askin
(TEAM) John Caveson : a job

catalyst: why cant you be like everyone else and have a huge ego

firepow: mechawreck is that you??

nil LFT Steel : It's a pub, nobody wins

Coolestguy45 : Reddit is a virtual trailer park.

holly : i wish i could be jewish. that sounds like a fun time.

Nerd Sauce : Uncle dane made one video and now all the engies are like "Huh, I will become him now"

rm -rf / : b4nny has dementia in the nursing home, the nurse puts the IV in and he yells USE

John B. Goone, Petty Criminal : engineer is for inbreds

"Why were you reading the Quran?" -Triplex
"It has pictures! Sometimes." -Paul

"Snipers have no gamesense. They are playing a Point and Click Adventure. EVERYONE else is playing TF2." - Crit Happens 2017

"Having an unusual for engi is like polishing your trashcan" - Fallen 2017

"Is that Engineer Discord a bunch of people worshipping Uncle Dane?" - Crit Happens 2017

"We can take away Net Neutrality but we can't invent the force?" - Paul 2018

"Stop being in love with a 2d drawing" - Secy 2018

"I drink white coffee" - Paul 2018

"I like how Eskimos are basically like shrunken Samoyeds" - cat 2020

"Dedede mains don't have rights." - waxx 2020

"It was after that Uber. I was shaking. I was like a liberal you just said the N-word to." - Rh0mbus 2020

"Quit being degenerates for 5 seconds and look at my pretty picture, damn it." - cat 2020

"What is this Engineer.tf sponsored team." - Grynn 2021

"Engineer.tf is Twitter for Engineer mains." - Rh0mbus 2021

"That's when I go school shooter mode." - Grynn 2022

"Casual in TF2 is just MvM updated." - Mothy 2022

"I'm funding out of here." - Noobtastic 2022

"In Final Fantasy 14, nobody knows I'm actually a cat." - Gamemaster 2022

"Just because she's a hot Japanese girl with a fox pet doesn't mean you can simp for her, Charizard" - Grynn 2022

"A meme expires when someone makes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SFM version of it." - wax 2022

"I'm too gay to hear about this talk of grappling jacked dudes." - Austin 2023

"Unlike Biden, I can actually sum up America in 1 word." - Rh0mbus 2023

"Trying to be a mentally stable furry is like trying to be a normal person in a special ed class." - Ahcer 2023

"I love dying." - Brick Hughouse 2023

"My strongest case against the Metric System is that the World Trade Center is currently 1776 feet tall. That is all." - Rh0mbus 2024

"Whatever drug you're taking, for yourself and the rest of us, cut back on it." - Brick Hughouse 2024