So you call these things “chips”? Instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n’ pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen’s lovey jubily delights?

That’s rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Oh I'm sorry snowflake, did I OFFEND you? Do you want a bandaid? Do you want a hug? Do you want a kiss? I will kiss you. I will do it. Right on the mouth. Come here snowflake.. that's it.. your lips are so soft, snowflake.. mnnhm... ah...... snowflake..........