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In clothing: the indiscriminate combination of two or more
items from various decades to create a personal mood: Sheila =
Mary Quant earrings (1960s) + cork wedgie platform shows (1970s) +
black leather jacket (1950s and 1980s).
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people
who'd caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year Scully, didn't I?
"The X-Files: The List"
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Love means never having to say you're sorry.
-- Eric Segal, "Love Story"
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
-- Ryan O'Neill, "What's Up Doc?"
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Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster
Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe
19.8 hrs on record
You fly around in a space ship going pew pew pew 9/10