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👳 🚕 🚗 🥒 🎫 🚘 👹 🚙 🎁 🌏 📗 😺 🏓 ⛳ 🌽 👔
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
FORTUNE'S PARTY TIPS #14
Tired of finding that other people are helping themselves to your good
liquor at BYOB parties? Take along a candle, which you insert and
light after you've opened the bottle. No one ever expects anything
drinkable to be in a bottle which has a candle stuck in its neck.
🎈 👑 💎 💚 💄 🐛 🍆 🍖 🥞 🐝 💗 📘 🔋 🕺 🎽 💛