Enkk.

Listen👂🏻up you merry🎄thots it's almost time🕒for the 1️⃣2️⃣ nights🌚 of DICKmas🌽🎁 send this to2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest elf ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥👶🏼💋 if you get 0️⃣ 🔙 you're an abominable snowbitch ⛄️ if you get 5️⃣ 🔙 you're a sexy snow slut 👄🌬 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ 🔙 you'll get 1️⃣2️⃣ drummers ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦💦💦 1️⃣1️⃣ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ popping👅👀 1️⃣0️⃣ thots a'twerking 👠 9️⃣ booties bouncing🍑 8️⃣maids a'milking 💦your ♥♥♥♥🍆 7️⃣🌬sluts a'sucking🌬 6️⃣sloppy💦 sleigh rides👌👈5️⃣ 💥golden ♥♥♥♥♥🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌💥 4️⃣ fannys flapping👑 3️⃣ French hoes 👙2️⃣ titty ♥♥♥♥♥ ( . )🍆( . ) and Santa goin' ⬇️down⬇️ on your 🙀♥♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏿👅 If you don't forward⏭this your 😿♥♥♥♥♥🙀 will shrivel up like Ebenezer Scrooge 👴🏼😭 and you'll be haunted by the hoes💁🏿💁🏽💁🏻of DICKmass past 👻💦😩 🍌

not very good at throwing sabers +rep

ayy lmao

hi lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did you realise that you can COMMENT people?!

i know this is random as we haven't spoken in a while, but i'm just so damn excited about this, i'm trying to steal people's comment virginity. and i just took yours! that's two down, 304,850,368,405,457 to go.

oh and hi. :)