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"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a
cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Mencken
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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Forecast, n.:
A prediction of the future, based on the past, for
which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
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"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
-- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
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Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
-- Tolkien
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A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule.
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Pull-the-Plug, Slice the Pie:
A fantasy in which an offspring mentally tallies up the
net worth of his parents.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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