Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
ㅤ* Late one evening, a man is watching television when his phone rings. "Hello?" he answers. "Is that 77777?" sounds a desperate voice on other end of the phone.
"Er, yes it is", replies the man puzzled.
"Thank goodness!" cries the caller relieved. "Can you ring 999 for me? I've got my finger stuck in the number seven."
ㅤ* Answering Machine: "Hi! I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!

присоединяюсь ко всему негативному, 40 минут собирает бф, не покупает даже сапог, земля пухом, кто с ним катает

рот твой ♥♥♥♥ гнида

ну ты где пропал то?(((

руинит в доте

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥