Urgent story!

United States health offices have started investigating a dairy factory after men started to exhibit peculiar symptoms after consuming their products. Eye witnesses stated that there was one drink that was making the guys go crazy and in some cases, "lose their minds." The substance is said to be extremely addictive leading to large numbers of men congregating in the yard outside the factory.

Researchers have suggested that the companies process may involve warming up the raw ingredients but in a defiant statement the companies owner refused to divulge the recipe saying that, "she would have to charge" and warned investigators that theives get caught. She had a bullish message to market rivals saying, "Damn right, its better than yours, damn right its better than yours."

The case is still open.