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23 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
The game Payday at home, and it plays fine. Unfortunately, the devs abandon their most loyal partners at even the slightest hint of controversy at the behest of people that have never and will never care about them or their game. My only regret is that I've had this sitting on my drive so long, I was unable to refund it.

Just play Payday 2.
Posted 11 May. Last edited 11 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Extremely dull and repetitive gameplay. The plot and character writing are so dedicated to being weird and esoteric they forgot to also be entertaining. Like a blind date who spends the whole date scrolling on her phone, this game is very pretty but exceptionally boring.

Some may find some kind of brilliance or exceptional insight playing this, but I am not one of those people.
Posted 19 April.
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13.4 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A little boring, but a decent time-waster. Purchase on sale.
Posted 22 November, 2024. Last edited 22 November, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
A decent way to quickly to power through additional play-throughs to see the other endings, though I would recommend starting your first play-through on Normal or harder, as the difficulty is one of the aspects of SMTIII that makes it so satisfying.
Posted 7 April, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Just adds two maps that make grinding for XP and Macca easier. A useful tool for those who don't want to get stuck grinding, but not recommended for those who want an old-school experience. Use sparingly.
Posted 31 December, 2023.
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33 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
74.9 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)
SMT III: Nocturne was there for us during Hurricane Katrina, and would never take advantage of our innate gullibility, unlike Kingdom Heart II.
Posted 29 December, 2023.
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509.3 hrs on record (504.0 hrs at review time)
The definitive version of the best indie game of 2001. Beth Esda and Todd Howard really outdid themselves!
Posted 10 December, 2023. Last edited 10 December, 2023.
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142.1 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Like many of you, I purchased this game under the recommendation of a certain Ugandan warlord-turned-YouTuber. I can say with certainty now that it was indeed worth the purchase. This game is a fantastic gem, very satisfying and with some of the best audio effects I've encountered in a roguelike. Definitely worth considering a purchase, and I'd strongly recommend getting this game immediately with any sort of discount, maybe with DLC to support the development team for their efforts.
Posted 17 March, 2020.
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7 people found this review helpful
23.0 hrs on record
LEGO Worlds's Adventure Mode was fun for about an hour. After that it became incredibly boring; the stakes for dying in this game are so low as to be meaningless and there are only a few typesof quests to do. Sandbox Mode is just Minecraft Creative mode with worse controls, but if you're super into LEGO like me it's probably the best part fo the game.

Wait for a deep, deep sale on this one.
Posted 14 October, 2018. Last edited 14 October, 2018.
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1,105.3 hrs on record (184.2 hrs at review time)
It's alright.
Posted 7 October, 2016.
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