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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:56am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:11pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:48am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:55am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:56am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:34am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 3:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 5:40am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:13pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:11am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:38am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:57am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:44am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:39pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:23am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:23am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:41pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:26pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:15am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:22am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:50am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:56am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:26am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:43am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:56am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:33am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:58am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:42am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:50pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:58am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:29am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:14am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:18pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 8:20am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:44am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:44am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:40am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:47am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:19am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:56am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:54am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:49am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:53am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:54am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:17am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:31am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:31am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:34am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:36am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:51am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:27pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:58am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:32am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:52am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:11am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:33am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:37am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:43pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:52am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:56am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:09am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:40pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:17am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:22am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:44am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:20am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:58am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:32am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:33am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:56am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:51am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 1:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:23am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:27am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:55am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:02am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:27am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:32am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:01am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:25am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:48am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:49am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:42am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:48am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:50am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 12:58am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:19am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:57am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:55am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:19am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:14am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:34am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:02am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:28am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:32am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:56am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:28am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:01am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:31am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:08am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:06am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:25am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:32am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:56am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:59am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:28am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:50am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:35am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:57am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:54am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:00am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:25am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:02am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:51am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:01am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:43pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:28am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:31am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:31am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:03am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:48am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:01am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:57am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:05pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:06am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:00am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:31am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:11am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:13am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:39am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:01am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:55am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:51am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:01am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:20am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:40am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:21am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:38am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:24am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:13am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:53am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:34am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:57am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:21pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 2:47am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:41am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:57am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:24am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:50am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:30am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:53pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:33pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:09am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:22pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:01am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:27am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:11am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:25am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:18am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 2:18am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:04am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:24am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:29am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 1:50am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:52am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:53am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:30am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 1:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:19am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 6:27am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked