Ur ye Scottish? A um. Ye ken ur a true Scot if ye ken properly pronounce Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall Street, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day. Ye kin few aboot pished wioot spilling yer drink. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wi swear wurds. Ye ken irn bru is a hangover cure. Ye actually understawn this message.