Recent reviews by The Sandwich

Shawty told me to go in unshaved. That's the Call of the Wild.

Kill bugs. Behead bugs. Roundhouse kick bugs into the soil. Slam dunk a bug baby into the trashcan. Defecate in a bug's tunnel. Launch bug into sol. Stir fry bug in a pan. Toss bugs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bug nest. Judo throw bug into a wood chipper. Twist bug's heads off. Report bug to Super Earth. Karate chop bug in half. Curb stomp pregnant bug. Trap bugs in nuclear blast. Crush bug under a 500kg bomb. Roast bug with a laser. Eat bug. Dissect bug. Exterminate bug in the name of Super Earth. Stomp bug skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bugs in hellbomb explosion. Lobotomize bug. Mandatory destruction for bug. Grind bug babies with Gatling turret. Drown bug in grenades. Incinerate bug with flamethrower. Kick old bugs off a cliff.

Gold Gang never leaving 2ez

This game makes me want to commit forever sleep