nobody else gooner im de top gooner

What in the name of Allah did you just say about me, you ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I was the top mujahid in my madrasa, trained in the ways of jihad, and I’ve led countless operations against the enemies of the Ummah, with over 300 confirmed takbirs. I am versed in the art of desert warfare and I’m the sharpest archer in the entire Caliphate. You are nothing to me but another disbeliever. I will smite you with the precision of an arrow guided by divine will, by Allah’s command. You think you can spew such blasphemy over the internet and escape judgment? Think again, heretic. As we speak, my brothers in the global dawah network are tracing your digital footprint through the sands of the web, so prepare for the storm of righteousness, you insect. The storm that will erase the pathetic existence you call a life. You’re finished, ya shaytan. I can strike from any dune, at any hour, and I can end you in over seven hundred ways, using only my trusted scimitar.

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you probably owe this guy money! you should give him your life savings