Recent reviews by Asparagus_King

Patch after patch after patch they change some aspect of the game. This usually affects the meta to where your healers do less healing, your big damage-dealers do less damage, and your tanks have less survivability. Honestly, I'm just burned out of watching my mains with lord status get nerfed to the point that they lose all viability in team comp, while other teammates pick the least beneficial hero they can then trash talk everybody else when we lose. It's just Overwatch but MORE monetized.

My review could change, but these last few weeks have been awful to play. Just when I started to get my footing in the game and start playing well I'm thrown into lobbies where I'm destroyed just a few steps out of spawn. That, in addition to the constant crashes and other bugs, make me feel like the money I've put into the game have been nothing more than a waste.

"I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!"
-Me, on how much I've been anticipating this game. Love it. 12/10.

Ducks shoot each other. And YOU!

They really knocked it out of the park with this one. The story is rolled out slowly over multiple playthroughs, but the game never gets repetitive. The game keeps challenging you in new ways every time you overcome an obstacle, but it never feels like it's punishing you for doing well.

The writing and the voice acting are fantastic, too. You never hear a line of repeated dialogue throughout the game, and watching the main character's relationships to the various other characters grow is executed perfectly. I was thrilled by the end of the game to see my hard work pay off in so many ways.

I have honestly no complaints.