Скорошни рецензии на Elunah

This game is fantastic if you're a sadomasochist and you love watching depraved psychopaths kick cripples and beat up little girls for hours upon hours.

And unlike in real life, your decisions in this game really do make a difference.

Decision 1:
A) You do the right thing and die a terrible death.
B) You act with kindness and perish horrifically.
C) You act despicably and your life ends grotesquely.

Decision 2:
A) You choose to pledge fealty and your best friend is slaughtered.
B) You choose the path of defiance and your mother is slaughtered.
C) You choose the path of neutrality. Your mother becomes your best friend and then is slaughtered.

Decision 3:
A) You please the Queen and you bring ruin upon your house.
B) You displease the Queen, she kills you, and your sister brings ruin upon your house.
C) You please the Queen, she takes you as a lover, and you kill yourself. Your house ruins itself.

Try it! You'll be amazed how different the outcomes can be.

Oh, yeah, and Daenerys is a total spoiled brat in this game.

Wow, just wow. It's been years since a game affected me as strongly as this one did.

A game the wife will play! 10/10

If you love South Park, stop thinking about buying this game and just buy it. And remember, never fart on anyone's balls. Totally not cool.

Just buy this and play it already.

It's like Left 4 Dead for bank robberies. Just get it!

Not as good as the first season, which really got my heart pumping. However, it was really enjoyable and I think the decisions that had to be made in this season were way harder than those in the first. They were absolutely AGONIZING, especially at the end. Mild spoiler: I chose Jane. She's not as cool as Molly, but she'll do.