https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2012/4/20/1334931875120/BBC-test-card-F-featuring-008.jpg?w=1200&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=c4f0c591b2392fa805949554e0a0c73d

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/editorials/reviews/previews/11936-Civilization-Beyond-Earth-Where-Will-You-Take-Humanity

Rocktopuss!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I&feature=kp

Watch and appreicate '80s German-language Austrian rap music. Also, his funky friends are named Jack and Joe and Jill and he dances in front of fast-moving Kommissars.

Hey, If Civ5 goes on 50% sale or more, please tell me, I'll have enough leftover in my Wallet to buy it then. (+$17.01) Also found out my corner store sells Steam cards! I can buy games at my dad's with all that money I have trouble spending! (but just spent $40, I don't want to burn it too fast or he'll notice. :/ )

Good news: I thik I found a solution.
Bad news: I haven't tested it yet.

Are both of your grand-parents scientists who work around genetic material of a pre-mature ♥♥♥♥ sapien looking to make a new lifeform that is similar to us?