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🌟 +REPUTATION SIR<333!🌟
🧡🧡💜💜🤎🖤🧡🧡💜💜🤎🖤
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The listing follows
- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)-
Thank you for your comprehension
SEE?
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│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ HAPPY NEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
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"You'll notice fairly quickly that my humour is pretty cancerous"
"I personally like to play on only a few maps, so it's sometimes annoying to be invited to a new one"
'"Brony, no. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, yes"' (topmost kek btw)
"-I don't like weeaboos. Don't care if you're an anime fan, just don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo.
-I HATE having fandoms shoved in my face. Absolutely hate it, so don't.
-I play mainly only TF2, so please don't invite me to something like CS:GO or whatever.
-Insults don't usually bother me, in fact, most of the time I can laugh with you on them."
Are you me? Or my estranged evil twin or some ♥♥♥♥? Because absolutely all of the above applies to me. In fact, I could probably copy-paste your entire profile and put it as mine with only very minor alterations.
You may find this stupid but I'm commenting here because this is the first time I've found someone like this.
But I still wish he'd accept my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ offers.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ._.