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Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 2:51pm

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 1:54pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 1:48pm

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2014 @ 10:59pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 9:53pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2013 @ 2:25pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 1:56pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2019 @ 11:18am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2013 @ 2:13pm



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