As a hobo I abide by the hobo code. [mentalfloss.com]

There is no method of escape, there is no hope. All is silent, all is empty, all things point to doom.

What do you call a second generation incestuous sexual encounter in a house with edible furniture?
inbreds in a bread bed

What do you call Switzerland denouncing a urination and smooching of the most beautiful woman in a hot chocolate-covered Panama?
Swiss diss of the piss kiss of Miss Swiss Miss Isthmus

What do you call a sad song about an underage coal worker who has sexual intercourse with another person under 18 years of age?
minor miner in a minor in A minor

Thank you and have an all wool and a yard wide week.