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Recent reviews by Sats

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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
5.4 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
I quit Portal 2 for this.
Posted 27 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
36.2 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It is not playable yet. Don't waste your money and time on a pre-release game that crashes every now and again, with enemies that do more damage to your FPS more than to your character.
Posted 19 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
643.0 hrs on record (605.6 hrs at review time)
Thanks for bringing politics into the game.
The game is unavailable even outside Russia, Belarus and Kazakhstan. Now, an account registered on the territory of Belarus is considered to be viable for being banned from the game. Oh, have i already thanked you for nazism?
Posted 20 March, 2022.
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76.0 hrs on record (24.5 hrs at review time)
The game still performs badly, but at least the servers have been upgraded from a potato to an actual raspberry Pi nano making it still unfavourable to play if you're a tryharder, but don't worry, the crowns are now no longer a currency, too bad, so sad
UPD: I've invested some more of my time into that game and found a strange thing. The game constantly freezes for no reason, making it impossible to pass some of the courses. And freezing happens not once not twice, not even thrice. That happens on both max graphics setting and on the lowest possible settings. It comes to a point when I would gladly refund my game, so frustrating and unplayable it is right now.
Posted 20 August, 2020. Last edited 25 July, 2022.
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3,096.8 hrs on record (1,237.1 hrs at review time)
Пик снайпера = автовин в 100% игр

edit:
Сказать есть чего, баттл пасс не позволит тебе получить даже первую важную (персона на мирану на момент написания отзыва) награду за всё время активного фарма этого самого баттл паса

Если не начинали играть в это игру, то и не начинайте

edit2: неиграбельный кусок говна, в котором невозможо выбрать правильного юнита потому что дота лучше знает, в кого тебе давать скилы, невозможно купить предмет, даже если у тебя есть на него деньги, а скилы отменяются по своему желанию
А самое любимое - когда ты с 9 лет стажем в игре встречаешь в своей команде чела с 10 часами в доте и первым уровнем аккаунта. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ матчмейкинг
Posted 11 May, 2020. Last edited 12 February, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
217.0 hrs on record (137.3 hrs at review time)
Баланс и невозможность контратаковать если твой пинг выше 50ти вынуждает удалить эту игру и никогда к ней не возвращаться
Posted 8 May, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
701.7 hrs on record (434.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
=)
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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