Want to play Far Cry 3, but without: wanting to commit suicide every thirty seconds because you're playing some b*tch named Jason Brody; having to waste time crafting crap; getting bored trying to play the main storyline after spending so much time doing side missions?


Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is what you should spend your dollars on, not Far Cry 3 (or 4).

It's like Ubi Montreal did a double-take and asked, “should we make this into a game people who eat their steaks with a side of bacon and a double cheeseburger for dessert would actually play?”


The 80’s references, the graphic styles of Tron or Blade Runner, the animation cutscenes reminiscent of video games before quick time, the one-liners, and the music combine to provide what video games used to provide: entertainment.

You can play this for half an hour and put it down. It’s not some game where you have to spend real hours crafting a purse from pig skins you collected because nobody on the island has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ backpack. And for that half hour, you’ll enjoy it.

The fact that parts of the game slag FarCry 3's gameplay and character makes it it even more enjoyable for me. The only thing that could top that would be a chance to kick Brody in the nuts and then feed him to a cyber shark.

So, what are you waiting for, your mother to buy it for you?

Get it now!