"Balls hanging low while I pop a bottle off a yacht
Chain swanging, cling-clang and it cost a lot
♥♥♥♥♥, I'm always after guala, yeah, and you are not
Bad-ass B, keep on going 'til you hit the spot
Woah, I'm a big bag hunter with the bow
She got a big bad dumper, drop it low
Mama called me and she happy with the growth
Never ever fold for a thottie, that's an oath (Yeah, ayy)"

Grilledsalmon got caught texting minors btw

+rep AVG Andrew Cake/ Nuclear warhead launcher

absolute 8ball lobotomite add Jeff and 8ballpool for free coins and ez wins!!

?rep After a good game in risk of rain 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great runs and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a ror2 monsoon 5 loop run. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and whispered 'happiest mask is the best legendary' into my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO