so anyways, that's when my wife pulled out this jelly doughnut

There's a skibidi in my bed 😱 Sigmas gooning in my head 🧠 Glizzy's all over the room 🌭 Fanum's taxing in the pool 💰 I smell like a Discord mod 🤓 Diddy's maxxed out in the yard 😳 Mouse Pay on the tap to pay 💳 This is my aura or my views? 💯

Snapchats of last night ended up on stream 🤯 I'm sigma 😈 Oh well 🤷 It's a low taper fade 🗿 But I'm pretty sure I mewed 🧏 Damn ‼️ Last Rizzday Night 🔥

Yeah we rizzed up all the gyatts ‼️ And we griddied on the opps 💯 Think we streamed but i got doxxed 😳 Last Rizzday Night 🗣️ Yeah we readied up our squads ✅ And eat Feastable Bars 🍫 Ishowspeed jumped over cars 🚔

Last Rizzday Night 🙏 We went streaming with John Pork 😱 Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk 🔥 Then we canceled Eminem ❌ Last Rizzday Night ‼️ I got +10,000 aura 😈 Kai Cenat we're gonna rizz in Ohio 👀 But this is Rizzday Night 🔥

Rug Muncher

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

OMG IS THAT A WOMEN AND A GAMER

Quit League 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop playing League. It's cringe as ♥♥♥♥...

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.
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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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My internet cut I swear I don't hate you guys I am just really unlucky today.

lmfao is a game, stay angry <3

-rep all time crying and be mad

+rep Feral partner

+rep cutest person ever in the dbd chat wish we got to play together

ngl Qiyana is best girl no cap

gamer

+rep cracked survivor

bit sad innit

right what's all this then

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+rep. let's me BM them on the hook and is hot

ggwp

+rep always in a silly goofy mood

+rep for being a whole gamer gambo madness

+rep 10/10 certified gamer. also funny. heckin poggers survivor <3

+rep carried me to supreme

+rep would pog again

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

I killed you with love in scp okay.....

love meeeeeee

+rep a breathtaking scp gamer some of the best escapes ive ever seen