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الخطوة الفائزة الوحيدة هي عدم اللعب
My Setup
Case: Rusty Game Box 5000 (Decorated with Dalgona Candy Scratches)
Mainboard: Salvaged Junkyard Circuit Board (Ripped Off the Tug-of-War Platform)
CPU: Intel "Red Light, Green Light" Edition (Celeron 300A, Smashed to Death by the Doll)
Cooling: A Broken Player Fan (Held Together with Glass From a Fallen Bridge)
RAM: 1x 256 MB SDRAM (Found in the Pocket of a Dead Contestant)
GPU: NVIDIA RIVA TNT2 (32MB, Smuggled in via Marbles)
PSU: Sketchy Brand 200W (Sparks When Plugged Into the Squid Game Coffin)
Keyboard: Bloodstained VIP Keypad (Keys Stick, Cough Syrup Optional)
Mouse: Ball Mouse (Extra Sand From the Honeycomb Challenge)
Headset: Cheap Dollar Store Earbuds (Only Works for Half of “Fly Me to the Moon”)
Speaker: Single Mono Speaker (Buzzes Like an Angry Front Man)

Screen (Main): 15" CRT Monitor (Burn-In of Dead Contestants’ Player Numbers)
Screen (Second): 8" CRT TV (Still Smells Like Burnt Squid Game Staff Uniforms)
Screen (Third): Etch A Sketch (So You Can Draw Your Escape Plan Before You Die)

Storage:
*C:* 20 GB IDE HDD (Shot With a Masked Guard’s Revolver)
*D:* 4x CD-ROM Drive (Reads Discs Only If You Carve a Star Shape Into It)
*E:* Floppy Disk Drive (1.44 MB, Eats Disks Like Sang-Woo Eats Loyalty)
*F:* Cassette Tape Drive (Sounds Like the Screams From the Glass Bridge)

VR Setup:
Goggles: Two Coffee Mugs and a CRT Screen (Duct Taped Together By the Old Man for Fun)
Movement Controllers: Two Live Wires (Enough Voltage to Fry a Contestant in Tug-of-War)
Headset: 2 Mono Speakers Taped Around My Head (Volume Stuck on "Game Over" Levels)
Movement Sensors: Two Security CCTV Cameras (Fresh From the VIP Lounge)
Items Up For Trade
185
Items Owned
17
Trades Made
378
Market Transactions
Welcome to the Squid Game! Here’s where the stakes are higher than the guards’ rifles, and the games are bloodier than a botched Dalgona candy! Behold the masked menace of Squid Game Island, the player that’s half-desperate, half-insane, and all-in on chaos!

Roaming the game arena with luck slicker than Sang-Woo’s betrayals, this unhinged contestant isn’t here to make friends. Oh no! Armed with a pocketful of marbles and a thirst for survival, they’re here to flip tables, cross bridges, and crush dreams... and they’re all out of second chances.

Beneath that innocent numbered tracksuit beats the heart of a pure, unfiltered opportunist, ready to backstab harder than the Glass Bridge cracks under pressure. Dive into the blood-soaked frenzy as they turn children’s games into gut-wrenching spectacles, making every round a pulse-pounding carnival of carnage!

So suit up, player, because this ain’t no kids’ birthday party. It’s a full-blown Squid-pocalypse, with betrayals sharper than those sugar shapes. Follow if you’re feeling lucky, but remember: when the games begin, the only rule is survival, and the madness never ends!

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StellerPrime 28 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
would dropkick in a heartbeat, also +rep
Hex: tota dēstructiō 25 Sep, 2024 @ 9:04am 
this guy is so coool
Maki 27 Feb, 2024 @ 2:02pm 
very chill dude to talk with, also +rep :)
Diamux 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48am 
Smacznego
Deuterium_21 5 May, 2023 @ 3:02pm 
ROCK AND STONE