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RATLORD   Christmas Island
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A man awake at 3:00 in the morning is on the phone. The man's wife sees him talking on the phone in a secretive way. She is suspicious and asks who is on the phone, to which her husband says: 'It's Jake from State Farm'. The man's wife then takes the phone and asks, 'What are you wearing, 'Jake from State Farm?'', to which the agent responds in a timid way, 'Uh, khakis'. Still believing he's a female, the wife says, 'She sounds hideous', where the husband replies, 'Well she's a guy, so."
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Useless Fox 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm 
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point down with 500ping:lunar2019wavingpig:
SEATheBear 11 Mar, 2019 @ 9:48pm 
:) :)
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Connor Fishcat 16 Nov, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
henlo sweaty
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