Ok so here’s the thing me wife has dementia and she couldn’t remember ma fookin name. It’s gone on too long i tell ya. So here’s what i do yeah i take me bagpipe and i farkin smash er ead in. She hasn’t spoken to me since and me thinks she’s mad at me. Shes also been laying on me nice new carpet for 2 days now. Is it a protest?

am i the arsehole here or is me wife just a knobhead?