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Recent reviews by AimingWithMyToes

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17.9 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
🚔 Ready or Not – Review

This game really makes you slow down and think before you move. It’s not your typical run-and-gun shooter — you have to actually plan your approach or you’re toast. The maps are detailed and keep things tense, which I really like.

The gunplay feels solid and satisfying, with good sound effects and recoil that actually make you pay attention. Sure, there are some bugs, but nothing that ruins the experience.

If you’re into tactical shooters where teamwork and patience matter, this one’s definitely worth a shot.

8/10 — Gets my heart racing every time, and I’m still coming back for more.
Posted 3 August.
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1.5 hrs on record
🦸‍♂️ Marvel Rivals – Review

Marvel Rivals? More like Marvel Rivals to my sanity.

Controls so stiff you’d swear the characters are mid-nap. Graphics that look like they’re from a budget mobile game circa 2010. Gameplay? If you’ve seen one boring button mash, you’ve seen them all.

Matchmaking’s a joke—either you wait forever or get matched with someone who’s clearly trying to play with their feet.

If you want your favorite heroes to lumber around like they’re stuck in quicksand and make you question your life choices, this is the “masterpiece” for you.

Honestly, I’d get more entertainment watching a slideshow of loading screens.

0/10 — Would uninstall twice if I could.
Posted 3 August.
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2.0 hrs on record
🔫 Buckshot Roulette – Review

Imagine Russian Roulette, but instead of a tiny revolver, you’re holding a shotgun that somehow still manages to ruin your life faster.

You sit down, the creepy AI dealer hands you the shotgun, and suddenly your biggest skill test isn’t aim—it’s deciding whether you’re gonna blow your own face off or theirs. Spoiler: you probably won’t make it out alive.

It’s tense, ridiculous, and honestly hilarious watching yourself die in new and creative ways every round. The game is short, brutal, and perfect if you want a quick session of “please don’t kill me yet.”

10/10 — would risk my life (and sanity) again.
Posted 3 August.
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7.3 hrs on record
☠️ DayZ – Review

DayZ: The game where you spend 3 hours building up your gear, only to get one-shot by a guy wearing a potato sack and wielding a stick.

Zombies? Yeah, they’re there, but honestly, I’m more scared of the guy who “makes friends” by shooting you in the back.

The map is huge enough to get lost forever, which is perfect because you’ll probably be crawling on the ground starving, bleeding, and wondering why you thought this was a good idea.

The bugs? Oh, they add character. Like that time I fell through the floor and became a ghost... didn’t help my survival chances.

If you like frustration, betrayal, and losing everything constantly — DayZ is your new best nightmare.

10/10, would get betrayed again.
Posted 3 August.
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9.5 hrs on record
🌲 Sons of the Forest – Review

Day 1: Built a fire. Cooked a squirrel. Accidentally ate the fire.

Day 2: My friend Kelvin chopped down the tree holding up our house. Watched it all collapse while he smiled and nodded like he just solved world peace.

Day 3: Virginia showed up. She has three arms and three legs. I gave her a gun. I still don’t know if she’s on our side, but she dances near the campfire sometimes so I think we’re chill.

Day 5: Got bored, went spelunking. Found a cave full of wrinkly meat demons. Screamed. Threw a grenade. Screamed louder.

Day 7: Haven’t blinked since.

This game has everything: terrifying caves, cannibals with backflips, weird billionaires, and a building system so advanced I accidentally created a staircase into hell. It's gorgeous, it's broken, and it might be the funniest survival horror I've ever played.

10/10 — would let Kelvin destroy my base again.
Posted 3 August.
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12.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
📹 Bodycam – Review

This isn’t a game. It’s a high-stress VR nightmare without the headset.

I spawned, took two steps, heard a twig snap, and then died to someone I never saw. 10/10 realism. I don’t even know what killed me. Could’ve been a ghost with an AR-15 for all I know.

The movement makes you feel like you're carrying 400 pounds of gear and self-doubt. Want to peek a corner? Good luck — you're basically dragging a refrigerator behind you.

Gunfights? Oh yeah, they exist. They just last half a second and usually end with you wondering what just happened while staring at your lifeless body in cinematic ultra-HD.

But honestly? It kind of rules. It’s janky in all the right ways. Feels like a horror game disguised as a tactical shooter. You will die a lot. You will hear things and spin in circles like a paranoid turtle. And you will keep queuing up.

Wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who enjoys comfort, winning, or peace of mind.

★ 10/10 — Now I flinch when I hear my own footsteps IRL.
Posted 3 August.
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2,651.4 hrs on record (2,633.3 hrs at review time)
🔫 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive – Review

Ah yes, CS:GO. The ultimate friendship-ruining simulator.

Who needs inner peace when you can queue into a match and get flash banged by your own teammate 30 seconds in? And don’t worry, the guy who’s clearly cheating? Totally legit — just happens to be a level 2 with a 100% head-shot rating.

Want to climb ranks? Good luck. One game you're a tactical genius, the next you're bottom-fragging while a 14-year-old from Denmark calls you names in perfect English.

But hey, I’ve only played 3,000 hours. So obviously I love this game.

Gunplay? Incredible. Graphics? Good enough. Mental stability? Gone.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just don’t forget to say goodbye to your sanity on the way in.

👍 10/10, would cry again.
Posted 3 August.
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