-Male
-In a marrige
-42 years old
-I work at a McDonalds (very cool)
-Father of 2 kids, one special needs (Bad)
-Homeless
-I like boardgames, mostly duel games
-Single and ready to not mingle
-Looking for a job
-Still a virgin
-I own a sports car (No Teslas allowed)
-My apartment has 3 rooms extra and one is for my collection of dead plants
-My dream is to become an exotic dancer at birthday parties
-Mother of one cat
-I love skibidi toilet

"hey thats gay, i want to eat drywall, drywall shrine, my drywall is yum yum, yes drywall mhmmm, give me death by drywall"

"Drug is not a weed, plant is a meth. Can you grow weed, can, drug, plant??? YES. Can you weed drug? NO"