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logan keeps putting his peepee on my peepe

whats the deal with cornnuts

r u a racist my frienf

Me too, thanks

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+rep nice and clean player

From the moment I heard your voice I felt a connection to your soul. I can still remember exactly how you looked the day we first met. Your beautiful eyes captured my heart and your smile erased any and all doubts that I had ever experienced. When you opened your arms I stepped into your loving, kind embrace and knew that I was "home" right where I had always belonged.

I'll SUCK YO ♥♥♥♥ NYUGGA

You're Cool <3

Deez nuts

Brown people make good brownies

I get that a lot, sometimes I even have to change my username because it triggers some server admins.

I was like.. Buttsex.. Yeah, that cant be right *reads again* Yup, its right. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can't, because there might be jews in there.

fist me daddy

hey dad lemme lcik off the blood staisns

Thomas, who the ♥♥♥♥ are you? This is Keith, and I don't appriceate some random stranger sending an E-Mail to my inbox saying that you are from "Marketing on the fifth floor". the building I currently have an occupation in includes no marketing section in the layout, whatsoever, so please, stop trying to bother me. If you have a complaint, or want to have an occupation in the office, please contact my supervisor, Henry. His number is 608-5539-234. And his cell is 608-5674-312.

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lol hehe

My waifu can't hit back, as I have recently executed her- And many other waifus- in a holocaust of biblical proportions.

Do not beat your waifu, for one day it will hit back.

I like trains.

I beat my waifu.

I'll friend you so we can be banned buddies.

And I watched...that was awesome...im hungry

Same thing here lmao

lol I got banned for that post