Recent reviews by glucose goblin

me gsuta el torve

I just installed this, and it instantly became one of my favourite games in my library

The grim story of a young farmer, traumatized by his service in Afghanistan, returning home to face the shadows of his past in rural Idaho, Stardew Valley is a harrowing tale of post-traumatic stress disorder, redemption, and slaughtering monsters instead of doing your actual job in a vain quest for enough iron ore. As you will discover, there is never enough iron ore.

In your quest to perpetually repair your farm's self-destructing fences and to convince your horde of ducks not to block your path at every opportunity, you will find romance among the small, cursed town of Stardew Valley's numerous bisexual youths, befriend a sardonic wizard, and spend months on end looking for the lost pants of the town's adulterous and corrupt mayor.

During my playthrough, my character experienced a shell-shock induced out of body experience in which he seduced local substance abuser Emily, and the two began a long and self-destructive relationship of drugs, erotic dances, and metrosexual crossdressing therapy.

All in all the game is enormously relaxing despite its extremely dark subject matter, and the gameplay provides a pleasant feedback loop of satisfying results, like a skinner box made entirely out of parsnips and mayonnaise. I give it 8 broken fence segments out of 10.

tilting experience

la verdad q muy facil

Juego de mierda, esteticamente hermoso, buena jugabilidad a pesar que hay tipos que hacen un giro 360 para matarte de un tiro y que mucho no depende del jugador porque te pueden disparar de la otra punta y te dan y despues vos tratar de darle una bala pero las 30 balas del cargador se van para cualquier lado, tipos que muchas veces no te notan pero de la nada te disparan porque, ¿por que no? en resumen QUE JUEGO DE MIERDA lo recomiendo

Estaba corriendo y me trague una moneda, like para que overkill lo lea :,v

At first i downloaded this game because of the esthetic name, but then i decided to try it out with a friend, this turned out to be one of the best puzzle-like games, in which you need to cooperate 100% and pay attention to almost everything, i would recommend this game 100%. Try it out for yourself, it's worth it, and it's not heavy at all, it's less than a Gb. This is exactly one of the gems that you can find in the Free to Play section of steam. I'll be playing it again in the future because of it's fun and i really like the art of this game. 10/10 I loved this game

game full of braindead ♥♥♥♥♥

This is a really good Jrpg, I am not a big fan of anime, but it is really catchy and addictive, It isn't hard to level up, 2D Characters, Easy and smooth controls. I'll give it a 9.5/10 I higly recommend this game.