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Hey there, this is Danny Fresh with a fresh pizza tip for you: do you want to know how to receive a free one-topping Domino's ™ pizza from Domino's ™ Pizzeria and Restaurant? Well, sit down and let me tell you.
Step one: telephone a Domino's ™ pizza eatery restaurant and order a large one-topping pizza, and the guy will say "What pizza topping would you like?" And then you say "I want my topping to be another steaming hot Domino's ™ one-topping pizza." So, the guy asks "Okay, what topping would you like on your Domino's ™ one-topping pizza topping?" And then, you say "Go ahead and make my second Domino's ™ one-topping pizza topping a Domino's ™ one-topping pizza." And that guy will ask "Okay, sir, what topping would you like on your Domino's ™ one-topping pizza topping one-topping pizza?" And you respond with "A Domino's ™ one-topping pizza." And continue to order Domino's ™ one-topping pizza-topped pizzas until you are at a pizza topped with 71 Domino's ™ one-topping pizzas. And then, the pizza guy will say "Wait one moment, sir, we don't have any pizza boxes that will fit this 71 Domino's ™ one-topping pizza-topped pizza!" So, you say "Hold on!" And quickly run to Home Depot ™ and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399. And, when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot ™ -- not with cash -- but with 70 piping hot Domino's ™ one-topping pizzas. And, they of course accept, so you buy the fridge and you take it back to Domino's ™ Pizzeria Restaurant, and you give the pizza guy the Maytag refrigerator box and put the 71-topped Domino's ™ one-topping pizza into it. And then you pay Domino's ™ using a brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399. So, then you take the Maytag refrigerator box, filled with a 71-topped Domino's ™ one-topping pizza, back to Home Depot ™, and you give it to the cashier there as payment for your brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for $3,399. And, when the cashier turns his back to get your receipt, you snatch the 71st Domino's ™ one-topping pizza off of the top of your Domino's ™ one-topping pizza stack, and you put it in your pocket, and there you have yourself a completely free steaming hot Domino's ™ one-topping pizza.
















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