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Meg: Brian, you look like you lost weight! What is your secret?
Brian: Here's my secret. PUT DOWN THE FORK!
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It was a fine, sweet night, the nicest since my divorce, maybe the nicest
since the middle of my marriage. There was energy, softness, grace and
laughter. I even took my socks off. In my circle, that means class.
-- Andrew Bergman "The Big Kiss-off of 1944"
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The steady state of disks is full.
-- Ken Thompson
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"You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people
can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage."
(Witches Abroad)
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my
teacher was in my class for five years.
-- George Burns
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I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather
dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx
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