Recent reviews by Absolute wet nuclear fart

Okay this is epic.

Space button smasher simulator. Would smash it again.

GAME THAT DESERVES A SEQUEL

Xen is more than perfect! (bit laggy tho)
I'm waiting for you Nihilanth.

Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from-- [bzzzzzt]
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one.

This is really awesome!
This is not about throwing discs, jump and fall. This is is about throwing discs, jump and fall with style and skill!
Guys buy this, play this and don't make the servers empty, this is awesome as hell!
What I really want to say is ~~> 9/10

TF2 is the best and funniest online game ever! It's really awesome and it's made by the giant VALVE!
This game is the game that never bores you, it couldn't be better, congratiolations Valve.
Just play it... It's free ;)

The gameplay of Portal 2 is based on its predecessor Portal, where the player, with the use of portals, solves puzzles. New gameplay elements such as Mobility Gels, the Aerial Faith Plate and the Thermal Discouragement Beam were implemented as means for the player to master in order to solve puzzles.

Taking place in and around City 17 sometime in the near future, Half-Life 2 follows the scientist Gordon Freeman. Gordon Freeman is thrust into an unfamiliar environment in which the aftermath of the Black Mesa Incident has come to bear fully upon human society. Freeman is forced to battle against increasingly unfavorable odds in order to free Mankind from the Combine. In his struggle, he is joined by various allies, including fellow scientists, rebels, and friends (such as Alyx Vance) - all shocked to see him alive.