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Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

Hey EVEN......uhhhhh.......I was told to call you for........uhhhh..... a good time......... so if you are free......uhhhh......later today......uh.... ill make it worth your while....I have been told you are really talented with your.....uhhh....feet....so hit me up

Damn gurl skype me I gotta see that American Samoa ass

Hey babe you never replied to my text. I had such a wonderful night. Your soft jiggly body swallowed up my hard... member. If i can spend everyday in your arms I will die a happy man. Everyday you are away from me my heart breaks. I want you inside of me. I want your body. I love you

Dark Souls is a game for hardcore players only. None of that ♥♥♥♥♥ Skyrim ♥♥♥♥ here. Dark Souls is home to the edgiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive who fish for laggy backstabs because who gives a ♥♥♥♥ how you win when winning=skill. If you dare counter their lagstabs and actually kill them, they will invade with hacked weapons and instakill you. Not only that but your health will be halved and all your souls and humanity non recoverable upon respawn. That's the price you pay for being a skilless scrub and not knowing how to Cheat Engine. On that note Cheat Engine is bascially required to play this game if you want to do undo anything those Russian trainer kids do to you. Add me, my GFWL is xXxXxDarkNinjaAbysslordNightmanOfRemainsXxxxxxXXx we can pwn scrubs with instakill weapons, because that's how real players play and that's how we show those skyrim casuals what real skill is like.

(‿ˠ‿) _(‿ˠ‿) only the chosen one can fist both asses.

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