Norice (12/15):
2:13 PM - Happy Holidays: day 5239140
2:13 PM - Happy Holidays: still no food
2:13 PM - Happy Holidays: starting to gnaw on my foot
2:13 PM - Happy Holidays: it's not half bad

When she just offers to chill (10/4):
8:12 PM - NoRiceNoRife: I like it when it's cold because I can't sleep and my hands are freezing off and metal seats ruin my butt and I become a popsicle because it's -93489
8:12 PM - NoRiceNoRife: :)

When she offers to netflix and chill (10/3):
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife: lol this is way easier
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife: to explain in person
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife: we need to get together sometime during like, winter break
9:37 PM - Echu: here what are you doing tonight
9:37 PM - Echu: can you drive up and then explain to me this
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife: LOL
9:37 PM - Echu: and then drive back down
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife: ok
9:37 PM - Echu: i'll pay for gas
9:37 PM - Echu: lol
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife: be right there, wait about 3 hours
9:37 PM - NoRiceNoRife is now Away.

Don't Worry We're Mentally Stable (9/22):
5:41 PM - Echu: do you want to kill yourself with me?
5:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife: LOL
5:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife: uhh
5:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife: idk
5:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife: possibry

NoRice (8/27):
5:45 PM - NoRiceNoRife: omg
5:45 PM - NoRiceNoRife: donchu "away" me you noon

Rice Tyson (7/12):
2:02 PM - Echu: wait
2:02 PM - Echu: you live with your dad
2:02 PM - Echu: and a guy named
2:02 PM - Echu: popz
2:02 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: ye
2:02 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: I come home erryday
2:03 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: an im liek
2:03 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: "ey pops, ey popz"


NoRice (6/21):
4:01 PM - Echu: what class
4:01 PM - Echu: are you taking
4:02 PM - xX_F1G_N0R1C3凸_Xx: physics heat + mechanics
4:02 PM - Echu: waow
4:02 PM - Echu: das pretty hawt
4:02 PM - Echu: JAJAJAJA
4:02 PM - xX_F1G_N0R1C3凸_Xx is now Offline.

tychilcote (6/15)
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: I might just
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: a) destroy my computer
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: b) destroy my house
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: c) kill myself
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: or
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: d) play torchlight 2 instead
9:44 PM - BurntWasabi: im leaning towards c tbh

RiceRiceBabyy (6/12)
2:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: I could spend
2:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: all my money
2:41 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: on tf2 keys
2:42 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: unbox 15 strange bottles
2:42 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: then throw my laptop out the window

Rice (6/7)
3:11 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: yes
3:11 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: it's very smooth and soft
3:11 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: did you use lotion or something

Noon (6/4)
12:29 PM - Echu: oi
12:30 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: dinner soon
12:31 PM - Echu: uhh
12:31 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: *lunch
12:31 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: RIP

Rice (5/23)
6:39 PM - Echu: what are you doing
6:39 PM - Echu: lol
6:39 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: IDK
6:39 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: I HAD LIKE
6:39 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: A STROKE OR SOMETHING
6:39 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: WTF

Forgotten Syrup (5/13)
8:58 PM - Echu: hi
8:58 PM - Forgotten Syrup: so i had a question
8:58 PM - Echu: ye
8:59 PM - Echu: what is ittt
8:59 PM - Forgotten Syrup: are you a girl?
8:59 PM - Forgotten Syrup: cause i honestly cant tell you give off a feminin vibe
8:59 PM - Forgotten Syrup: but im not sure XD

Forgotten Syrup (5/5)
9:51 PM - Echu: what did you want signed
9:52 PM - Forgotten Syrup Bday2days: i need this renamed "The Finest Scrap"
(Later)
9:57 PM - Echu: i accidentally named it
9:57 PM - Echu: i have a large butthole
9:57 PM - Forgotten Syrup Bday2days: wtf

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPLETE STRANGER!!!

Noon (I'm Tetris I'm being an imposter) (4/29)
9:15 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: ye just msg ur social sukuriti #
9:33 PM - iG. TetrisninjaB (I.S.S.A.): 8372-12833
9:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: ty
9:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: I'll uhh
9:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: brb
9:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: real quick
9:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: don't try to change any passwords or anything
9:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸 is now Offline.

(>-.-)> (4/14)
9:11 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: or we could buy more copies of traplands
9:11 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: then delete them
9:11 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: I think that feeling would be well worth the money

Bad Username (3/29)
7:43 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: ok
7:43 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: when
7:43 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: have I like
7:43 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: ever ragequi
7:43 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸 is now Offline.

Rice Boy (3/23)
10:34 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: wtf
10:35 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸: that gave me a virus not a seiz
10:35 PM - NoRiceNoRife凸 is now Offline.
10:35 PM - Paddington Senpai: nooooooooooo

Tetris (3/10)
10:14 PM - Nana凸: okai
10:14 PM - Nana凸: *whirring noise*
10:14 PM - Nana凸: *gasp*
10:14 PM - Nana凸: chuggaaconroy is calling
10:15 PM - Nana凸 is now Offline.

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Tetris (3/8)
9:24 PM - Popo ⚒: could i have a crate
9:24 PM - Nana凸: no
9:25 PM - Nana凸: have you seen the economy recently
9:25 PM - Nana凸: I can't afford to give away random stuff
9:25 PM - Nana凸: wtf
9:25 PM - Nana凸: you selfish greedy

Meanwhile...
Bryant (3/8)
9:33 PM - Popo ⚒: was the value of the awp that tetris gave you greater than 10 dollars?
9:33 PM - BryantViolinist: yes
9:33 PM - Popo ⚒: did he give it to you for free?
9:34 PM - BryantViolinist: yea
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Lifenoodles (Tetris in disguise .-.) (2/15)
9:20 PM - Lifenoodles凸: uhh
9:20 PM - Lifenoodles凸: I think my teacher might actually be a russian spy

Bryant (1/25)
8:32 PM - Team Viola: say something funny
8:32 PM - BryantViolinist: i ♥♥♥♥ my pants

Tetris (1/21)
10:32 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): do you like butterflies
10:32 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): ?

Tetris (Date Unknown)
5:57 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): waow
5:57 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): afsdkjl
5:57 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): you're like
5:57 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): an asian mom
5:57 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): or something
5:57 PM - Tetris凸 (no sound): lol