Recent reviews by ⎝⧹Foehammer⧸⎠

A great crossover between Mount and Blade and Total War, especially for fans of the historical ones. Conquer Britainnia and Gaul while "diplomatically" taking towns and sending "unpaid workers" back to Rome. Promote your troops and upgrade their armour, and grow your legion from a few Legionnaires with scale armour to 9 centuries of highly trained soldiers in sparkling plate armour, led by centurions, marching under the standard of your legion. Ignore the negative reviews, this game does need work and isn't done yet, but what it is now is worth the price tag. My recommendation: mute the game music, download military marches and/or all the halo soundtracks and play.

Now go Legate, and take this land for the glory of Rome!

(bonus points if you LARP)

buy it, save frequently

come for the tits, stay for the genuinely engaging cast of characters and great writing

While old, it rivals almost all modern RTS games. With multiple heroes on all 3 sides and great combat both on land and in space, it's a great investment for anyone who likes Star Wars and/or RTS games. Not to mention the near infinite and active modding community, providing multiple improvements and overhauls.

Worth buying at full price.

greatest 1940s war crime simulator i've ever played

A super fun, absolutely cute game, and n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶l̶o̶y̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶C̶C̶P̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶d̶a̶t̶a̶m̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶ 100% worth it. Imagine Osu!, but more lewd.

Imagine Dark Souls, but instead of punching you in the ♥♥♥♥, this game punches you in the ♥♥♥♥ and then steals your wallet.

if you want either anime tits or an audio visualiser with clock, date and weather, this is the thing for you

works very well with dual monitors, either with seperate or an extended wallpaper

Great sounds, and a surprisingly well made port to PC. Worth every cent.

just buy the game bro, it's been long awaited and it slaps so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard