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it is a murder mystery at best, NOT a horror game, like, how would anyone be scared of this? But pretty good game, just needs to be labeled better.

It's really not worth the money i paid for it. Code}{atch has abandoned the game to make the same game, but Cowboys. It's really a slap in the face to anyone who actually LIKES this game, such as myself. While i love it and have something like 200 hours on it, I simply cannot recommend a game that's filled with bugs, mechanics that simply dont work, and fewer content than Ireland had potatoes in 1896. Character creation is a joke, filled with bugs and just dumb stuff, but yknow. I like the freedom of being able to make a 2 foot tall man with arms longer than his whole body. The weapons are sweet, and i dig the interface and stuff. But good luck finding other players, cause even their official servers have been abandoned. There are so few players that even if it was a DECENT game and not infested with phytophthora infestans, you might as well go spend the money to buy this on something ACTUALLY WORTH THE PRICE. This game is barely worth a nickel in my book, and I love it. It's like goofy, realistic minecraft. without digging. Yknow. The part that makes minecraft fun kinda?

Game would be better with NPCs, like a survival RPG. But there are none. The game has potential to not be utter dog sh*t, but for now, it's genuinely just "used PT cruiser" quality. Not worth the money to buy it.

This is kinda dumb, tbh.

Mechanics are confusing and annoying, and its honestly just a really pretty cash grab, in my opinion.


Update (2/26/2020, ~2:22 am, GMT-7):

Yep, exactly the same. Buggy, horrible UI, and the general feel personally just aint my cup of tea, and, while there are people who like it, I don't understand these people and would like to avoid them tbh. It doesn't feel like I'M doing anything. I just... click a button... it plays an animation... and i get numbers added to my little database or whatever. Which sure. Thats a video game. But other games?

Take Reign of Kings, for example. Its a buggy mess, too, its straight up abandoned by the developers, and honestly, it's worse off as a "full release" than it was as Early Access. Yet its more fun, its more immersive, and its just generally *better* than this digital chore-list of a game. Why? Reign of Kings FEELS like its YOU doing it. You press the button, your character swings the ax, you get some wood. You use the wood in the rather decent UI, i might add, to craft things and its WAAAAY easier AND better than this, again, digital chore-list.

While its pretty much the CONCENSUS (EDIT: I'd said "commonly held opinion and thus fact" and that made older me go "ohhh that's stinky") that Reign of Kings is kinda bad, the fact that even that dumpster fire of a game is more fun than this says quite a lot. The building of RoK, again, feels like YOURE building it, only in this case, that's cause you literally are. Its pretty, medieval Minecraft. Whereas this game? Its just pretty. Its good to walk around in the forest and it has pretty medieval music, even if it sounds suspiciously like the royalty free stock music you can find on YouTube. The meshes and textures are pretty decent and the lighting effects are chef's kiss. Visually, tbh, when i first bought LiF:YO back in Early Access days, it was absolutely stunning, and honestly I'd say it still is today, compared to today's games.

But they even managed the bugger that one right on up as well. It is so rare that I see ANY animal whatsoever. ANYWHERE. I have a total time played of this game of around 16 hours. Y'know how many animals I've seen? One. A single elk, roaming around in the woods, scaring the heck out of me at night cause i couldn't see it and my fire went out and the lighting and shadows are really good so i couldn't see jack except the leaves rustling against the backdrop of the night sky. I thought it was a boar or something, and I didn't have a weapon, leave me alone. But anyways, a single animal. The whole time. I haven't died to anything but drowning the entire time I've played. I thought i saw a bear once. But when i got closer, it was just a rock. Hell, theres not even little birds flyin around as, like, an animated gif slapped on the sky or something. The entirety of this game can be summed up by the feeling that imparts on me, the player: Lonely. The world is empty. Even with other players and all, its just... empty. There's NOTHING to do.

Oh boy oh gosh i built a base oowhee.... now what? Well you can like... farm and stuff i guess. Interact with other players. Even roleplay, i guess. But... its just not fun. You build the biggest castle on the server and that was literally just a boring, tedious chore considering YOU DONT EVEN GET TO BUILD IT YOURSELF. IT DOES IT FOR YOU.

I've lost my train of thought rambling about the lack of animals, cause thats really gotten to me. It feels so isolated. If there were more animals roaming around, then it wouldn't be bad AT ALL. I'd RECOMMEND this game, despite all the problems i have with it. I wanna look at pretty birdies and deer and boars and rabbits and stuff. There no CHALLENGE in the current state of the game, other than trying not to go insane while you try to figure out how the f*ck you make a campfire in the first THREE HOURS of playing.

Oh, and combat is just stupid as heck. It makes no sense tbh. Like sure, just get good, but like... its just stupid. Its WAY too complicated to have "skill trees" and "combos", just KILLING someone should give me bragging rights tbh. I joined a server once, got in a fight with some dude with some kind of longsword. I had a stick, basically. It was a stalemate cause neither of us could freaking FIGURE IT OUT. And THAT guy had played WAY more than me. HE actually LIKES the game, and therefor Id like to avoid that guy, as previously stated.

TLDR;
Its complicated. Its not good. Its not FUN. Its not worth the money i paid for it, and i feel robbed. I got a really pretty chore that takes up about five gigabytes. Oh boy. I'm so excited to not play this game and go play Reign of Kings instead, a vastly superior smattering of code that comes out to a steaming ball of hot trash. But at least i can play catch with that hot trash-ball. Its more fun than NOTHING.

Its not even worth free. Considering its literally a chore that lacks any sort of reward, my suggested price for this game is -12 USD per hour of play. They should pay YOU a wage to play this game. Californian Minimum Wage, i might add.

Edit: Im older now. The only thing i changed in this review was one stinky opinion i used to have. Everything else? I f*ckin' nailed it. Like, honestly, this game SUCKS. Its really bad. Go play Kingdom Come: Deliverance. Its infinitely better.

I can't describe how good this game was, even though it was super short. I love how you have to find the clues, and go back and forth. The ending was actually a huge surprise to me.
My only problem is it had no real horror aspects, but that's fine.

Its so adicting... idk why but i love it.

This is a disguised Weeb game. I mean, if you like weeb games, then this is all good, but. It TRICKED ME! Sneaky heckin doods... Its not even a good weeb game either, its one of those "i want everything with almond eyes----- OOOKAYYYY hi, present me here. Racism isnt okay. Please stop hating people for no valid reason... I still hate this game, but for much more VALID reasons of it just being a crappy MMO, and not being a racist little 15 year old or however old i was. Like ♥♥♥♥ this game, but f*ck, i hated it for the WROOOONG reasons. Sheesh... Hell, it's not even an Eastern MMO, iirc its Russian.... I could be wrong there, but either way, its not okay to hate someone for their geographical location, ethnicity, or race. Stop it.

If you would like to know why it's bad, go watch Josh Strife Hayes, as he's much more eloquent than me about it. Although iirc he does rip into eastern MMOs for being Eastern MMOs, which is at best culturally insensitive, so idk... but still.

Also i'd like to point out, my review of Outlast, the horror game, got banned because i said f*ck too many times. This was just *fine* for Valve, and i got WAYYY more racist in this than making fun of eye shape.

To quote my Steam profile:
𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘍𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 "𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵" 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦.

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳. 𝘛𝘺𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.